You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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