yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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