Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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