I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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