do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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