doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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