3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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