why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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