soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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