Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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