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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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