Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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