found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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