Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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