I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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