Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
im six kinds of drunk right now
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
