I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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