why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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