He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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