do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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