you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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