Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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