He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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