Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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