Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
PANTIES FOUND
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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