you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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