I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
