i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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