You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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