If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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