I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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