Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I need to align my fucking chakras
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