Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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