he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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