I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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