That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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