I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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