Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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