no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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