I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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