Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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