I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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