Your tits are I can't wait for
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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