I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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