no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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