im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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