Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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