Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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