HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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