Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
