apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
