Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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