You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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