This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
so much tequila, so little girl.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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